Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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