You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just had sex on a roof
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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