So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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