My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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