You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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