Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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