Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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