absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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