drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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