Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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