I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
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