when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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