gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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