And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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