he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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