dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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