I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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