I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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