put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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