i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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