I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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