whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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