summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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