I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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