There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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