Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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