I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize