they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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