he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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