Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
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