So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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