dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Randomize
