I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
PANTIES FOUND
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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