im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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