i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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