I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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