he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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