It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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