I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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