guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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