you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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