chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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