Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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