if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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