This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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