So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
you would pick up someone in the library
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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