Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
We were destined to go to rehab together
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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