oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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