ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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