i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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