it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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