last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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