I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
