dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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