and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
porn star boner night. come get it.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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