I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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