Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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