her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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